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Nancy Pelosi tore up her copy of Trump's State of the Union speech

<b>Nancy Pelosi tore up her copy of Trump's State of the Union speech</b>Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi ripped up her copy of President Trump's State of the Union address as lawmakers applauded the end of Trump's speech.
This is how you treat a corrupt dictator who's dealt a big blow to the US political system, democracy and the rule of law. No one will ever talk of the so-called "American exceptionalism" on the global stage again. His acquittal will gravely hurt the American democracy and deal a blow to US foreign policy's efforts to curb global corruption and promote the rule of the law. When asked about ripping the speech, Speaker Pelosi answered: "Because it was the courteous thing to do... It was the courteous thing to do considering the alternative." It was a clever move. She stole the show from Trump. This is making bigger news than anything Trump had to say. Now, the only thing the media is talking about is Nancy Pelosi, not Trump's State of the Union speech. She hit him right where it hurts the narcissist-in-chief. The effect of her action is even bigger when you consider Trump's reaction, which was to stand by cluelessly staring off in the distance as the woman behind him emasculated him on national TV. A metaphorical tearing. Tearing is what "unpresidented" Trump has done with the Constitution. Let's compare Trump's speech to his own poop, because whenever Trump opens his mouth to speak, poop keeps coming out of it. Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Nancy arrives. The poop stops. She's the hero. Everyone has now forgotten about the speech-poop-flood. Everyone is celebrating the hero. Nancy Pelosi is tonight's hero.


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