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Trump: "I Have Done More For Christianity Than Jesus"


<b>Trump: "\ >The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.
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In response to the Babylon Bee editorial calling for his removal, Trump called the magazine a "left-wing rag" and said, "I have done more for Christianity than Jesus." "I'm appointing judges to help protect religious rights," Trump stated. "How many judges has Jesus appointed? He says something about judging people in the future, but I ain't seen it." Furthermore, Trump asserted that he "saved Christmas." "Look what I've done," he said. "You can say 'Merry Christmas' now. In fact, if you say 'Happy Holidays' and don't immediately make it clear you're referring to Christmas, you go to prison. What has Jesus ever done for Christmas? Be born? He wants credit for that? Come on." The Babylon Bee was created ex nihilo on the eighth day of the creation week, exactly 6,000 years ago. The news agency has been the premier news source through every major world event, from the Tower of Babel and the Exodus to the Reformation and the War of 1812. It focuses on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to fake news outlets like Fox News. If you would like to complain about something on Babylon Bee, take it up with God.

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